Paper Editions

You can choose to have A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home snail-mailed to you – or a friend – as a physically printed personalised letter. This is the most authentic way to receive and experience the story as if it is fully real.  It also makes for a frighteningly special Valentine's Day, Christmas, Halloween or birthday gift.

Each unique letter is personally created by the author.  

A SINCERE WARNING ABOUT THE ENTITY IN YOUR HOME
This 10,000-word story will be printed on 23 sheets of 100gsm A4 Vellum Laid paper and mailed to your home in a card-backed A4 envelope. It will look like this, except with your name and address at the top...


Why your name and address? Because the text will be tailored specifically to you in key ways, incorporating the following information:

Your first name, eight times throughout
Your exact property type (ie flat/apartment or house) 
The length of time you've lived at the property
Your addressroad name and town/city
One or two other details in the text, specific to your local area
surprise, capitalising on the physical nature of letters

The effect is to enhance and cement the story's claim that your home is haunted.

The Paper Edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home is the ultimate way to scare yourself or a f(r)iend.   If you'd like to receive a creepily disturbing letter and become afraid in your own home, this is the one for you.  It is available worldwide.

NO TWO PAPER EDITIONS ARE THE SAME

Each Paper Edition will be entirely unique and signed by the author (in 'character' as the sender of the letter.)  Order here.

Just a few of the reactions from worldwide recipients of the Paper Edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home!

"Masterfully creepy" – Sam Kurd, Leamington Spa

"Brilliant.  I cheated and read it in daylight and it's still made me uneasy to be at home" – Tiernan Douieb, London

"Thoroughly enjoyed it and the ending was excellent!  Best 'PS' ever" – Bianca, Lamberhurst

"Got a page-and-a-half in and lost the ability to continue.  Am now hiding in the bedroom.  Awesome!" – Lisa Gemino, British Columbia

"Highly original, chilling tale. I made the mistake of reading it alone, after dark, and couldn't sleep afterwards... Thoroughly and terrifyingly enjoyable" - Marjorie Taylor, Wiltshire

"Very creepy, very good story, I just hope I can sleep tonight now" - David M, UK

"Brilliant story - and weaving in a unique local element was the crowning glory" - Martyn Swain, York

The Paper Editions are priced according to where you are in the world, as the package will be sent from the UK.  Get them while you can! 

If you'd like to order the Paper Edition of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home (full details here), it's an easy three-step process.

(1) Pay using PayPal (no membership required), in a new browser window
(2) Return to this page and provide information
(3) Wait for delivery!

Start the process below...


STEP ONE: PAYMENT

Please pay for your Paper Edition using PayPal, which accepts all major debit/credit cards and does not require membership.  Click the appropriate link to pay: this will open a new browser window and you will be given plenty of time to review your order.  As all letters are mailed from the UK, each is priced in accordance with where it will be sent and all prices include packaging and shipping.

A SINCERE WARNING ABOUT THE ENTITY IN YOUR HOME
UK destinations: £59.99 inc p&p (click to open new window and go to PayPal)
EU destinations: £61.99 inc p&p (click to open new window and go to PayPal)
US/Canada/Rest Of World destinations: £62.99 inc p&p (click to open new window and go to PayPal)

Please note: each letter comes without cover artwork, story title, advertising blurb or author credit, in order to maintain the authentic feel of a letter.

STEP TWO: INFORMATION

When you have paid, please return to this page and fill in the information in the form below.  You can easily order a letter or letters for other people.  Rest assured, all details will only be used to create the Paper Edition(s) of A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home and for no other purpose. Note: please ignore the mention of A Letter From Your Twin on this form - it's an older product, no longer available.


STEP THREE: THE WAIT 

Sit back and watch that letterbox!  Please allow 14 days for UK delivery and 21 days anywhere else.